Captain Morgan and his spiced piss can go to hell.

Contrary to your claims, regional liquor rep, I believe whether or not people come to my party will be determined more by whether or not they think I’m a cock, than by what brand of liquor I’m serving.


  1. August 10, 2008 – 5:48 pm

    Quite damn right there.

    Captain Morgan’s, like it or no, was much better back when it wasn’t the most advertised rum in the universe.

    These days, we quite like the blackstrap.

  2. August 10, 2008 – 7:45 pm

    One night while I was in college the Captain kicked my ass. That was eight years ago, and I still can’t bear even the stench of it.

    Thanks for the tip on the Cruzan. I’ve been drinking Mount Gay, but I’m always up for something new.

  3. August 10, 2008 – 8:48 pm

    Ah, yes, the Cruzan. That’s some unexpectedly good and cool just good basic rum there.

    You’ll enjoy it. I guarantee.

  4. August 12, 2008 – 1:29 pm

    I’m thinking I could never join in the pirate ways – the rum just doesn’t do it for me. Now if I only plied the Scottish waters… I spent almost $400 on good scotch whisky before I came down here (a year’s supply). Only one bottle left to savor, then I riot.

  5. August 20, 2008 – 12:49 pm

    Mount Gay 10 year old rum is awesome!

    Smoother than any 18 year old single malt whiskey.

    When are you gonna give up this idyllic lifestyl, move to the city, sell your soul to the highest bidder and be miserable like the rest of us?

  6. August 23, 2008 – 10:05 pm

    I love the Mount Gay, but I would never turn down a fine glass of Glenfiddich.

    @charlie – Hopefully not for a time, yet. I just started graduate school, though, and I need to carefully manage these next two years lest the path you propose becomes reality.

  7. Barry
    November 24, 2008 – 5:46 am

    To the dude thats disin the Captain Morgan spiced. I make my own cocktail from the stuff and I tellin ya it rocks. Mix it with fiery Jamaican ginger beer, juice a couple of limes add rocks and drink. I call it my Barry Morganman. Its like being in the keys, pure Nirvana baby…

  8. November 24, 2008 – 11:49 am

    Heh, thanks Barry! The Captain and I had a colorful history during my college years, so sadly my tastes may be irrecoverable. I’ve homebrewed some ginger beer myself, and it sounds like your drink would give it some serious punch.