Fine Dining in Bingen

Question: Which of the following dinners would win in a fight?

A. Ranch Corn Nuts and a hot and spicy beef stick.
B. Dasani raspberry-flavored bottled water and Chex Mix.
C. Spicy chicken burrito, a forty of Pabst Blue Ribbon, and a Swisher Sweet.

The answer is C. The answer is always the forty.

One Comment

  1. July 2, 2008 – 5:53 pm

    Put that forty up against a tall boy and there’s no contest. The tall boy wins for sheer style – though smaller, it’s the stronger of the PBR family.

    If only we had a few here at Pole…