Daneomatic » Funny http://daneomatic.com/wp Like tweets, but with grammar. Tue, 27 Jul 2010 01:58:43 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Slippery Slope http://daneomatic.com/wp/2009/12/07/slippery-slope/ http://daneomatic.com/wp/2009/12/07/slippery-slope/#comments Tue, 08 Dec 2009 02:28:30 +0000 Dane http://daneomatic.com/wp/?p=706 Tonight, Kate and I are playing a game. It is called the Don’t Drink the Bacon Grease game. The first person to drink the bacon grease loses the game.

So far we’re both winning.

But I think Kate might be pulling ahead.

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My eyes mist up just watching this video. I miss you guys!

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Mark this point in history. Yesterday was the first time in my life I had ever used a Wacom tablet for sketching.

People say it takes about three weeks of concerted effort to get used to using a tablet. By the looks of things, I pretty much perfected my technique right out of the gates.

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Behold: ET: The Extra-Terrestrial and the new Photoshop Logo.

I gotta hand it to Adobe. They really knocked this one out of the park. I mean, look at that gloss. It just screams OS X Aqua circa 2000.

Yes, yes. The logo is old news, but it’s newly interesting now that you can host this ass of an icon on your iPhone.

]]> http://daneomatic.com/wp/2009/10/10/separated-at-birth/feed/ 3 “Here, I made you a better poster.” http://daneomatic.com/wp/2009/09/23/here-i-made-you-a-better-poster/ http://daneomatic.com/wp/2009/09/23/here-i-made-you-a-better-poster/#comments Wed, 23 Sep 2009 22:34:05 +0000 Dane http://daneomatic.com/wp/?p=659 LINK.

God dammit, I miss San Francisco more than I thought I would.

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WEIRD THOUGHTS WHILE DRIFTING OFF TO SLEEP:

  • A lamprey swallowing a bicycle
  • “Barry’s Floss and Park”
  • A floral-patterned laundry bag, filled with laundry, tied around someone’s ankle
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AccuQuote Ad - If you died today, life insurance could be your family's prince charming.

The more you think about it, the weirder it gets.

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That Apple can activate remotely!

…why else would they tell you to wave your phone around like an idiot?

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