Tonight, Kate and I are playing a game. It is called the Don’t Drink the Bacon Grease game. The first person to drink the bacon grease loses the game.
So far we’re both winning.
But I think Kate might be pulling ahead.
Category Archives: Funny
I Want It That Way
October 23, 2009
Speaking of Adaptive Path, these were the awesome folks who took me under their wing for the summer:
My eyes mist up just watching this video. I miss you guys!
Chainsaw Hand and Toaster and Santa for Some Reason
October 15, 2009
Mark this point in history. Yesterday was the first time in my life I had ever used a Wacom tablet for sketching.
People say it takes about three weeks of concerted effort to get used to using a tablet. By the looks of things, I pretty much perfected my technique right out of the gates.
Separated at Birth
October 10, 2009
Behold: ET: The Extra-Terrestrial and the new Photoshop Logo.
I gotta hand it to Adobe. They really knocked this one out of the park. I mean, look at that gloss. It just screams OS X Aqua circa 2000.
Yes, yes. The logo is old news, but it’s newly interesting now that you can host this ass of an icon on your iPhone.
“Here, I made you a better poster.”
September 23, 2009
God dammit, I miss San Francisco more than I thought I would.
From The Archives
September 21, 2009
While paging through my journals of yesteryear, trying to find a particular passage, I came across this gem from July 22, 2003:
WEIRD THOUGHTS WHILE DRIFTING OFF TO SLEEP:
- A lamprey swallowing a bicycle
- “Barry’s Floss and Park”
- A floral-patterned laundry bag, filled with laundry, tied around someone’s ankle
This is so wrong.
August 4, 2009
Saw this ad on CNN.com today, and honestly I’ve spent the better part of the day trying to parse the metaphor.
The more you think about it, the weirder it gets.
Proof that the new iPhone has a secret front-facing camera!
June 22, 2009
That Apple can activate remotely!
…why else would they tell you to wave your phone around like an idiot?
