My sister got me a KitchenAid for Christmas, and I must say it’s one of the best damn gifts I’ve ever gotten ever. This glorious appliance, in all of its onyx black glossy glory, has changed my life of cookery.
If beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy, KitchenAid [...]
Category Archives: Consumerism
KitchenAid
December 19, 2006
Walmart: Doing Stifler Proud
November 26, 2006
Someone is trying to bring Walmart down from the inside.
I was browsing TV stands the other day, trying to find something that would hold my incoming behemoth better than cinder blocks and 2×4s. As is always the case when I shop at the Hood River Walmart, I quickly became annoyed and irritable, and then [...]
Leaves
November 3, 2006
It’s 35 degrees and raining, and that’s down here in town. Today it rained non-stop, all day. You’d think I lived in Oregon or something, what with this rain and all.
Something struck me as strange the first time I came to this state. I kicked up a random conversation with an old [...]
